Aside from the biting part my cat also jumps on my lap or I help her up and gives me kiss ^//^
Also wants to be petted when she wants it.

Target acquired... Prepare to strike..... 3...2....1....Fire!

"That'll be 5£, sir: 10£ if you want your hair done too"

lick lick CHOMP

Löl the crunchy licking sounds xD

Take it on the chin.

For the most veil of transgression of holding on to useless paper and paying attention to the said paper over the feline master and not using BOTH hands to pet the cat, he gets his chin sandpapered and bitten